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This beach is a true natural wonder, but let's be honest, it's not exactly a five-star resort. If you're looking for a place to relax and soak up the sun without any distractions, this is the spot for you. Just make sure you bring everything you need with you, because there's no convenience store or fancy restaurant to bail you out. But hey, who needs those things when you've got the sound of the waves and the sand between your toes? It's a bit of a DIY beach experience, but sometimes that's exactly what the soul needs.