Looking for a beach that's a bit of a snooze-fest? Look no further than the East side of the island, where you'll find the "best" beach around. Sure, it's not exactly a hotspot for excitement or adventure, but what it lacks in thrills, it makes up for in emptiness. That's right, it's not exactly the most popular spot, so you can enjoy the "clean" water without any pesky crowds getting in your way. And if you're worried about parking, don't be - there's a "huge" lot for you to park your car and, well, just kind of sit there. So if you're looking for a beach that's about as exciting as watching paint dry, head on over to the East side and enjoy the solitude.